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Edna's kitchen verdicts, collected

Grandma Knows Beans

109 kitchen arguments, settled by an Adventist grandmother in Loma Linda

The book cover: Grandma Knows Beans, 109 kitchen arguments, settled. An illustrated bean pot, a jar of pinto beans, a loaf and lemons, by Edna

Butter or olive oil. Canned beans or dry. The box in the freezer aisle, or the loaf you bake for two dollars. You've heard both sides your whole life, dear. Nobody ever told you which way the kitchens in Loma Linda went, or what it costs. This book does, 109 times.

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Is this for you?

Pull up a chair if…

Edna, smiling, in a pale blue blouse and cream apron
  • You were never told.

    Soak or no soak, salt first or last, rinse the rice or don't. The rule you were taught came off a label or a magazine, not from you. Every one of those gets a straight answer here.

  • You want your mother's beans back.

    I can't give you her pot. I can tell you why yours never came out like hers, and how to fix it.

  • You watch every dollar.

    Every verdict gives the price per serving of both sides: a half cup of beans, a slice of loaf, a bowl of oats.

  • You cook for one, or two.

    There's a whole chapter on it, and a weekly plan for it: cook once, eat four nights, freeze the rest in single portions.

  • You're tired of being sold a diet.

    Nobody at my table is on a diet. There's no pill in here, no protocol and no shopping list of powders. Beans, grains, vegetables and an ordinary grocery store.

You don't have to be Adventist to use this book, and you don't have to give up meat or coffee. Those habits are on trial too, with the honest case for your side.

Three of the 109

Here's how a verdict reads

Both sides get a fair hearing, then a price, then the ruling. These are the book's real rulings.

Verdict 4

Canned or dry?

The canReady in the time it takes to find the opener, and the same every time.
The bagAbout 8¢ a half cup cooked, against about 26¢ for the can.

The ruling: Dry, cooked in one big pot on Friday. Three times the beans for the same money, and the broth comes free.

"There's no shame in a Tuesday can."

Verdict 13

The ham hock, or the smoke-and-onion base?

The ham hockSmoke, salt, fat and body all at once, and the flavor a lot of us grew up on.
The baseSmoked paprika bloomed in olive oil, and onion cooked slow until it's golden.

The ruling: The base. It gives back the smoke, the salt, the fat and the body, and you choose how much of each.

"If you eat meat and that's the pot you love, it's your pot."

Verdict 73

A box of veggie patties, or the loaf?

The boxTen minutes, no oven, shaped for a bun.
The loafAbout $1.25 a patty (est.), against about 26¢ a slice for the $2 Loaf of lentils and oats.

The ruling: The loaf. A fifth of the price, a whole week of suppers, and you choose what goes in it.

"Keep one box in the freezer for the night nothing else will do."

Prices as the book gives them: canned and dry pintos from Walmart.com store brand, 29 September 2026. "(est.)" marks Edna's estimate.

See what's inside

Contents

Ten parts, 45 chapters, and a Workbook. Every chapter works the same way: a scene from the kitchen, the numbered verdicts with a recipe for each winner, one skill step by step, three common mistakes, and every source.

  1. I

    The Adventist Kitchen

    Ch. 1–2

    What Adventist kitchens actually eat, and a pantry of jars with shelf lives.

  2. II

    Beans

    Ch. 3–8

    Can or bag, soak or not, when the salt goes in, flavor without the ham hock, which bean, and one pot into the week.

  3. III

    Rice, Grains and Bread

    Ch. 9–14

    Brown rice that isn't gluey, cooked-rice safety, barley and bulgur, oven fries, the $2 whole wheat loaf, zwieback.

  4. IV

    Breakfast

    Ch. 15–17

    Big breakfast or big supper, oats three ways, the box or the pot, eggs or a tofu scramble.

  5. V

    Fats, Nuts and Dairy

    Ch. 18–21

    Butter or olive oil, oil or none, which nut for the money, milk and cheese.

  6. VI

    The Meatless Skills

    Ch. 22–27

    Wheat gluten "steaks," tofu, soy milk from the bean, the loaves, patties, gravy and chicken-style seasoning.

  7. VII

    Stop Buying It

    Ch. 28–33

    Veggie burgers, granola, canned soup, salad dressing, protein bars, hummus and seasoning packets.

  8. VIII

    Vegetables and the Oven

    Ch. 34–36

    Boil or roast, fresh or frozen, bagged greens, tomatoes, onions and garlic.

  9. IX

    Friday and the Sabbath Table

    Ch. 37–41

    The Friday cook-ahead, a lunch that holds itself, haystacks for a crowd, cooking for one, the freezer.

  10. X

    The Church Habits on Trial

    Ch. 42–45

    Coffee, meat, two meals and no snacks, and the sanitarium where corn flakes were born.

Plus the Workbook: print it, and tape it to the cupboard door

  • The Master Checklist: every verdict as one thing to do, with 27 you can try this week for free or nearly free
  • 4 weekly plans (for one, for two, a tight-budget week, a potluck week) and their 4 shopping lists
  • 4 cost worksheets, plus the Friday schedule, the pantry inventory and the freezer log
  • 4 cut-out cupboard-door cards
  • The Verdict Index (all 109 rulings), Edna's Rules, the Recipe Index, and every source, chapter by chapter
Look inside

Real pages, as they print

Large type, one column, and a price on everything.

Page 31 of the book: Verdict 4, Canned or dry, with the case for each side and a table of prices per half cup Page 38: Figure 3.1, what a half cup of pinto beans costs, and How we do it: telling when the beans are done

Pages 31 and 38: Verdict 4, and what a half cup costs

Page 85: Figure 8.1, one pot, five meals, from Friday's pintos to Wednesday's chili
One pot, five meals
Page 422: Plan 1, Cooking for One, a week of breakfasts, lunches and suppers from one Friday of cooking
Plan 1: cooking for one
Page 416: the Master Checklist, things to try this week for free or nearly free
The Master Checklist

Who it's for

  • Anyone who cooks at home on a budget, often for one or two.
  • People who want the reasons in plain words, in print big enough to read at the stove.
  • Adventists who'd like their own kitchen written down, and everybody who's curious about Loma Linda's.
  • Anyone who's been told off by a health channel and wants a kitchen that doesn't do that.

Who it's not for

  • If you want a weight-loss plan, a promise about your health, or supplements, they aren't here.
  • If you need medical or dietary advice, that's your doctor. The book says so wherever it matters.
  • If you want meat recipes. The book's kitchen is meatless (with eggs and dairy), though nobody at the table gets told off.

Start with Part II, the beans. One verdict a week is plenty.

The whole book

By the numbers

Grandma Knows Beans

makes one kitchen
  • 456large-print pages, US Letter, print at home
  • 109kitchen arguments settled
  • 109recipes, one per verdict
  • 45chapters in ten parts
  • 63illustrations: diagrams, cards and art
  • 15printable worksheets: plans and logs
  • 4cut-out cupboard-door cards
  • 27this-week steps, free or nearly free
What you get

One book. Everything in it.

  • Grandma Knows Beans. 456 large-print pages, 45 chapters, 109 verdicts, 109 recipes, 63 illustrations.
  • The Workbook. 4 weekly plans, 4 shopping lists, 4 cost worksheets and 3 kitchen logs.
  • 4 cut-out cupboard-door cards and the Master Checklist. Every verdict as one thing to do.
  • The Verdict Index, Edna's Rules, and every source. All 109 rulings on a few pages, and the sources chapter by chapter.

The Workbook, cards and indexes are pages of the book, not bonuses with prices made up for them. There is one price.

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The arithmetic, from the book

What a Friday pot saves

No made-up savings. These are the book's own prices, per serving.

What you buy now

per serving

Canned pintos, ½ cup26¢
Frozen veggie patty (est.)$1.25
Canned vegetarian "meat" (est.)$1.38
Store crackersa box

What the book has you do

per serving

Dry pintos, cooked Friday, ½ cup8¢
The $2 Loaf, a slice26¢
Homemade gluten steak (est.)70¢
Zwieback from your loaf endsfree

Every price in the book is a named average or a marked estimate: the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the USDA, or Walmart.com with the date, or Edna's estimate, marked "(est.)". Your store will differ, and the cost worksheets help you work out your own.

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Edna, a white-haired grandmother in a pale blue blouse and cream apron, in her kitchen
in my kitchen
Why I wrote it

A note from Edna

Pull up a chair, dear.

I've cooked in Loma Linda, California, most of my life. Researchers at Loma Linda University have studied the people of my church, the Seventh-day Adventists, for decades. So visitors come expecting a secret, and they find beans.

We just settled the everyday kitchen arguments a long time ago, and got on with cooking. This book is those arguments, one at a time: both sides, what each costs, what the research found when it found anything, and how my kitchen rules.

It isn't a diet, and it isn't a promise. I can't promise you a longer life or a smaller dress size, and neither can anybody else who's being honest with you. I was never a nurse or a doctor or a dietitian. I'm a cook who reads what the researchers publish, and I name every one of them.

And it isn't a sermon. The Friday cooking and the Sabbath table are part of my kitchen, and you'll see them. You don't have to share my faith to cook like us.

Now go put the pot on.

Edna

Edna is the storyteller of the Edna Cooks channel. Her kitchen and her memories are a way of telling; the research, figures and sources in this book are real and named.

Why you can check it

Nothing in it is made up

  • Every source is named, in the sentence and again at the end of each chapter: the Adventist Health Study papers, the USDA, the FDA, FoodSafety.gov and university extension services.
  • Every price is a named average or a marked estimate.
  • Study findings are reported as their authors reported them. Most are observational: they show what went together in people's lives, not proof, and the book says so every time. Where there's no study, it says that too.
  • No sponsors, no affiliate links. Not affiliated with the Seventh-day Adventist Church, Loma Linda University, or any food company.
  • 30-day refund. Email within 30 days of buying and you get a full refund.
Questions

What people ask

Is it a physical book?

No. It's a PDF you download straight after checkout, 456 pages on US Letter paper. Read it on a tablet or computer, or print it at home or at a print shop. The worksheets, cards and plans are meant to be printed, as many copies as you like for your own kitchen.

Is the print really large?

Yes. The body text is 14-point type in one wide column, with plenty of space. On a tablet you can zoom in further. On a phone it works, but you'll be zooming; it reads best printed or on a tablet.

Do I need to be Adventist?

No. Adventist culture is the book's frame: the Friday cooking, the Sabbath table, the potluck haystacks. But it's written for anyone's kitchen. Many Adventists eat meat and drink coffee too. Those habits get a fair trial, and you're allowed to keep yours.

Is this a diet?

No. There's no plan to lose weight and no promise about your health. It settles everyday kitchen arguments on price, flavor and what published research found, and it says plainly when the research found nothing. If you take medication or manage a health condition, talk to your doctor before you change how you eat.

Are the recipes hard?

They're ordinary: beans, grains, vegetables, eggs and dairy from an ordinary grocery store, in ordinary American measures. Times and yields are approximate and follow standard methods. Food-safety temperatures are exact.

Isn't all this free online?

Bits of it are, scattered and argued over. Here it's 109 arguments settled in one place, each with the price of both sides, the sources named, and a recipe for the winner.

How fast do I get it?

Straight away. The download is on the screen after checkout, and the link is in your email receipt.

What if it's not for me?

Email within 30 days of buying and you get a full refund.

Now go put the pot on

One pot this Friday. That's all it takes to start.

109 arguments settled, with the price of both sides and a recipe for every winner.

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